Me: Aw Yeah Look At Me I Learned How To Use Chopsticks In Under Three Minutes Im So Smart :)

my mother and i work in the same office sometimes and her watch updated and now makes noise when she gets a notification which causes my tinnitus to act up but i don't want to be a dick and tell her that i want her to turn it off because she literally said she liked it last week-

me, writing: how many vowels can i add before this sound ends up summoning something

guys please i can't scroll my feed casually anymore all the art is too horny stop it 😭😭😭

once a month i have a panic attack over how close my four year old laptop's OS is to being full and debate wiping the data only for my parents to say not to worry about it and that they'll fix it after work and then they don't fix it and i end up deleting like 3 gigs of data that doesn't do a dent in the storage

best part about being a 4 most of the time is that i know how to clean up into a 9 and then everyone is surprised and i get enough compliments to fuel me for a year

that one breed of chickfila commercial always manages to find me at my most overstimulated

im taking tests and i forgot theres a skylight and thought i was actively passing out because the light pulsed lol

LoF breaking a, years long, traditional art block in 4k (≧▽≦)

Thanks @erinwantstowrite and ur awesome, awesome, fic

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I love chai tea *dies* found these cute fan art pics on pin and I had to share it here....he's just so slay <3 creds to @U4Lo6 on twitter <3