Me When One Of The "cool Mutual That Im Way Too Scared To Talk To" Mutuals Like My Post

The Bhupen exchange is freezing, my phone, and I am not complaining. This is the best feature. 

You stumbled on the jairs to find the jouch

Loosing my mind over FUCKING Jairs

Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat

I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty

Playing Mario kart Wii on the living room television at any time I will elaborate because they kick my ass every single time!! (Love ya bro

Ranking every time I can remember feeling gender euphoria off the top of my head!

Being called "bud" at a store: not bad, but the way the cashier said it made it clear she thought I was a kid. 4/10

Being called "ma'am" at a lake: the most feminine thing about me that day was having chin-length hair, so extra points for taking that swing. 5/10

Wearing a skirt for the first time: 7/10, only brought down because 1. Fishnets were weird texturally, and 2. It got me banned from a friend's house.

Hearing my own voice ever for the past 2 years: my casual vocal range has ended up between the points of "very deep voiced woman" at the high end and "raging faggot" at the low end. 10/10, I need to listen to myself talk more sometime.

Playing Mario Kart Wii on the living room television ever: 20/10. I will not elaborate.

That time my mom nearly filled out joint loan paperwork for both of us using my irl name instead of my deadname without realizing she couldn't do that: 8/10, ma'am you gave me the first name after your own father. I appreciate the support, but how did you forget this.

HOW DID SAM GET THAT

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

if you were in kindergarten during Thanksgiving you would probably make a hand turkey what would they look like in real life do I Wanna Know ... maybe not