I Want To Be Covered In Blood Right Now. Like That Would Make Me Feel Better

On the bright side you could easily see who accidentally sat on one of those seats by the way they walk now

the thieves are stealin' kisses now, too

 Being poly is like having roommates, but you don’t feel awkward after you kiss, or do the deed with them 

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Day3: toys

Day4: Possession

Day5: claws

Day6: clown

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

The five stages of incest guilt tho