“all My Comfort Characters Have Killed Someone At Least Once” Is Actually A Statistical Error. Most

The Tortured Poets Department / Down Bad / Down Bad / The Alchemy

THIS IS FORD AND BILL. DO YOU SEE MY VISION

TAYLOR WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALBUM SO STANFORD PINES CODED I AM GOING INSANE AND I’M ONLY ON THE FIFTH SONG

Start 2024 right by starting Dipper and Mabel vs. The Future at 11:39:09 on New Year’s Eve so Bill Cipher crosses into Gravity Falls at midnight

I summoned him last year, too!

NEW HANA VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!!

Overanalyzing A Tale of Two Stans: Everything. Just Everything

Presenting a 4-hour analysis of the most important episode of Gravity Falls, and as deep a dive as one can take into the life stories of Stan and Ford. (Captions will be completed by Monday - apologies for the delay).

(sorry about the repost, forgot to add tags)

Yes this is a billford AMV set to Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Yes it is 2023. I will take no further questions

Studio Bad Egg posted an updated poll!! Designs A and C are slightly edited (he’s grinning in A instead of looking smug, and C’s pose is more dramatic), and D is entirely new. The poll is available on Instagram for 24 hours!

I’m voting for C2, I need young Ford on karaoke night

Studio Bad Egg, the small brand that created the Cipher Cult collection and recent Pines family figures, is considering creating ANOTHER FORD FIGURE. FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. AND HE’S POSSESSED BY BILL

THEY KNOW

I cannot overstate how important this is: IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE FIGURES, VOTE FOR IT! Studio Bad Egg is a small brand that cannot afford to make things if there isn’t enough interest, and the best way to show interest is by voting! The Instagram poll is linked here.

GET OUT THERE, VOTE, AND SUPPORT THE FIGURE SO WE CAN HAVE BILLFORD MERCH. I NEED THE KARAOKE NIGHT FIGURE (DESIGN C) LIKE I NEED AIR. DO NOT LET ME DOWN

The Lavender Haze has crept up on me, and I have a new favorite music video of all time! I’m so in love with the purple and space visuals - this is perfect!! The healing thing Taylor does with her hand and the cosmic koi also stand out in my mind. It all feels like a weird, beautiful dream. Thank you, Taylor! 💜

Also, the constellations on the Mastermind vinyl cover are Sagittarius and Pisces - Taylor’s and Joe’s zodiac signs. Perfect. (I hope we get a Mastermind music video someday!!)

Stayed awake so we could stay in that lavender haze and catch a glimpse of another one of Taylor’s 13 sleepless nights. The Lavender Haze Music Video is out now! ☪️

I celebrated the New Year by summoning a dream demon and I’m very happy about it

boop ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

boop!!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW

Oh my fucking god

today we find out a book's gonna be released that at least partially discusses Bill's backstory

and today's planned chapter just happens to be the one where Bill starts slowly revealing his backstory in present time.

I am REALLY about to lock myself in on getting jossed hard by The Book of Bill

The Prophecy is Jheselbraum’s song