BOOK OF BILL TALK
spoilers ahead
I ship Billford now
IN MY DEFENSE TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WITH THIS SHIP FOR YEARS:
I’m demi-ace and it’s hard for me to see a ship if I don’t see a connection and OH BOY. We get some abusive, kinky and toxic-ex shit. Like it’s awful, but I love me a toxic ship narrative and I am FUELED UP. Bill was probably more down bad than Ford.
I will say, I’ve always respected BillFord. But it’s the same with me and FiddleStan or Mabifica. I just couldn’t see it. I love the artwork and fanfics for it, but uhhh….
Expect fanart in the future
BUT! I also got me some GOOOOD fuel for Fiddauthor. Seriously, who makes two handmade Christmas presents for his “friend”, and then completely forgets to get something for his wife??. Fiddleford McGucket, that’s who
They’re so fucking cute ommgggg
@ckret2 objectively correct
image to show people if they ever tell you ford is ontologically evil and invented the concept of causing problems
As an autistic person who has trouble understanding social cues and tones I would be terrified to be bill’s friend 
He'd be hell even for neurotypicals to decipher. No matter how he's feeling, any time you look at him he's like,
Imagine you've lived your whole life riding by on the ability to effortlessly guess how everyone's feeling based on their facial expression. Then you meet a guy who's a sentient 👁️ emoji. But the face never changes. What do you do with that. What the fuck do you do with that. He's just,
Interpret his mood wrong and you die.
nice red thread of fate, you doomed pansexuals
This is a very important addition to the post
I saw this meme and had to make it with Gravity Falls
Why’d you write it like this Bill
but even statues crumble if they’re made to wait.
I’m so afraid…
…I sealed my fate
….no sign of soulmates
just felt like drawing them during the pre-divorce days
the little comic is based on this post
Summer ending is so fucked up actually. Every day it gets closer to the time of year where the sun sets at the ungodly hour of 4:30pm
I may start tagging Bill-related things as “triangle beam” (I am beaming the triangle at all of you) (my best friend would like to stop being Triangle Beamed)
I’m sitting there trying to gently calm Bill down and talk to him. I have a magnifying glass, camera, stethoscope, flashlight, and a soft blanket just in case I need to wrap him in it for any reason
I like to think of me and my Gravity Falls mutuals as like all sitting in a circle in a room lit by one lightbulb with Bill Cipher in the middle, all of us trying to interrogate/dissect him. Four of us are holding mallets. He is terrified.
Is it okay to send you (platonic) valentines asks?
Yes! I almost never get asks, this sounds fun :)
21 - she/her - autisticGravity Falls is real and it will never dieFuture supergenius / The Chosen One / Bill’s therapist(All titles conferred by Alex Hirsch)
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