Thebookwyrmmm

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

I don't see the harm in trying

My friend said “tord griffin” so I did what had to be done

a man who can make a knife out of anything

Hey can someone help me train my dog to play dead? So far all she does is sit down when u give her finger guns and say "pew pew"

Shitty gf hours and i feel like i make my bf miserable

Teehee caves

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.