My Current Favorite Painting

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

Credit: @pet_foolery

Peetah, the horse is back (part 1)

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

Take a leap

Summoning

hashtag animashun

A wonderful tutorial but it doesn't apply to some mobile users. So for mobile users you could do this

just tap on it and it'll close out

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

Box of Space⭐✨🌟

I would bring the whole box home, consequences be damned.