Thecaughtsimp - Goose🪿

Omg I’ve been laughing my ass off

Meemaw rizzed up nanami 😭

I imagine Hannibal saying in Morgan Freeman’s voice “I can smell you” when he sniffs will 

Thank you twilight shitposting fb for this idea

In my heart they’re lovers

I'm sorry but Silco having his jacket tucked inside Vander's is just so intimate.

“I don’t find you that interesting”

all gay people do is lie

Unpopular opinion with the MWiii campaign

I actually liked the campaign but I did notice how rushed it felt everything felt like it was skipping an important part to the story like there where little details missing in every chapter

Spoilers down below (and what I didn’t understand)

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Like when price immediately trusting shepherd when they found him prisoner or him not immediately killing him??? Like hello??

The lack of emotion from gaz price and ghost?? Like what the hell your comrade just DIED and they look so plain about it maybe it was the shock of going through that or being in the military and seeing people die but what the hell

HOW COULD THEY TRUST GRAVES AND SHEPHERD SO EASILY????

and price not letting soap KILL makarov??? (Like bbg was right there)

HOW RUSHED SOAPS DEATH WAS?? like they treated him like he wasn’t a main character of the plot

Hannibal’s face is screaming proud boyfriend moment

HANNIBAL 2.08 "Su-zakana"

He wanted that cookie so bad and he got it

Who knew just a little bit of dick would fix him????

At least he’s having a kinda balanced meal 😔

Some people tell me that they couldn't eat the same meal every day, but it really isn't that bad. It helps me to know what to expect and eliminates the uncertainty of new textures.

Besides, mac and cheese is delicious...