Thecaughtsimp - Goose🪿

I imagine Hannibal saying in Morgan Freeman’s voice “I can smell you” when he sniffs will 

Oh my god…

Just finished the MWlll campaign I need emotional support right now….

Even though I seen spoilers and tried to make the campaign as long as possible (I started the day it came out) I was not emotionally prepared or ready to see what I was going to.-



In my heart they’re lovers

I'm sorry but Silco having his jacket tucked inside Vander's is just so intimate.

Sigh I just wanna good fanfic 😔 sigh or a gay manhwa 😔

I see no difference

You cannot tell me which one is price it’s impossible

Stop I’m on this episode rn are yall stalking me

Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stopped mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.

Lil itch that I can’t just scratch.

Brain rot First little story (Yay😭)

Soap ghost story their married retired they have a dog in this they live in a lake house it’s a summer night(A little sliver of happiness here me out 😭)

the sun starts to set as Soap comes home after running a small errand but the house was quiet no Simon or puppy in sight looking around the house Johnny still couldn’t find his husband and pup so he decides to go and check the backyard sliding the sliding glass door opening there he sees it

His husband in nothing but his underwear knees deep in the warm lake water waiting for the dog to bring back the frisbee he just threw smiling his hair damp from swimming in the lake playing with the dog the sun is starting to set behind them.

Soap smiles at the sene in front of him seeing the sliver of happiness in their life of war and suffering this is what they wanted this is finally what they got a place of peace and quiet nothing but love in their little home they always dreamed of when deployed or more what soap dreamed of and he got it and he’s never going to let this picture go.

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Never in a million years he will forever fight along and for Simon

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Omg I’ve been laughing my ass off

Meemaw rizzed up nanami 😭

The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:

They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3

Bring vampires back 2024

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous