99% Of Queer Discourse Stops Right Before They Define The True Difference Between Bisexual And Pansexual!

blame the angel. those were very clear instructions, after all.

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

Alphabetical order

Good omens ineffable husbands

South downs

An Arrangement

And a scrapped version below the cut. I take no responsibility for historically inaccurate knight undergarments

And I longed for your kiss for a million years

The story of the Ineffable Husbands is not that different from that of a stalactite and a stalagmite finally finding each other.

My friend @lunaramoonlight and I just visited a cave in Spain and she said stalactite and stalagmite have the slowest of the slow burns, only kissing after thousands and thousands of years... and I was like OMG THAT'S SO GOOD OMENS CODED! So I simply had to draw them like this.

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Anyways now I need fanart of Crowley getting ‘Angel’ tattooed on his wrist as a gift for Aziraphale pleaseeeee

The Sleeping Beauty - my latest cartoon for Guardian Books

Is there already a karaoke fanfic of good omens?

I have decided that that is what is needed to fill my procrastination dive.

Something like:

They both do not want to be in the damp cellar with orange and pink flickering lights. Ugh. Their mutual friends have convinced them to come. Anathema has lured Crowley to be there. Crowley knew what she was doing but still could not resist a perfectly executed lure like that. So he slunk along. Newt simply asked Aziraphale, gently saying he would really like him to be there and slightly opening his eyes, knowing the angel would never say no. And carefully not answering when the angel asked if karaoke meant modern music.

Which is why they find themselves at 1am, slightly unsteady because of alcohol, on a stage meeting each others eyes for the first time.