It's Funny When You Can Only Do Eight (8) Modified Push-ups, But What Isn't Funny Is Not Being Able To

Sometimes I like making shit memes

You know what, no one can stop me from going on someone's account and liking hundreds of posts and then never seeing them again. You can't stop me, and you won't.

Morning was brutally cold and I didn't want to get up. The day ended up being just fine though, and now I'm working on homework and watching an Australian YouTuber openly rant about smear campaigns launched by the press on him. It's very entertaining. I had to make up a test and I'm going to start reading Looking For Alaska tomorrow. I have to practice some music still but I'll finish my math first. Thankfully it's not too hard.

Have fun folks!

The ticket is always blank

I feel as though life has been passing me by

It feels like I'm at a train station

Watching the trains pass

Wonder which one was mine

It's hearing a busker's guitar, calm peaceful

We stand their in our own melancholic solitude

Not daring to look up

Buried in our own self doubt

It's watching clouds roll over blue skies

It's watching the seconds tick

Waiting for the clock to fall

And my body to decay

It was laying in the grass

Trying to become a bug

It was standing in the rain

To become a puddle

I think of these things

These thoughts of death that plague my brain

I watch another train go by

The next one, I think,

I'll get on

Tumblr: “you have the same kinda humor and posts as this person! here have some of their posts”

Puki: “ofcourse I know him, he’s me”

Why do you recommend me me tumblr?

Normalise hand written letters again

I'm feeling kinda terrible, like I'm going to pass out constantly. So I'll be terminating my day soon, but I finished the pattern for an embroidery project I'm working on. I don't like this shirt very much, so if I fuck it all up, no hard feelings. It's inspired by Dutch pottery (you know the ones) and Im really excited to work on this because it helps me connect to my culture. Something I know most, if not all, white Canadians and Americans can relate to. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night <3

When someone else says they had a "main charcater moment" : I climbed to the top of this hill as the sun was setting and it was magical

Me: I got so distracted biking home that I fell into a pile of leaves and knocked off my bike chain and made my handle bars crooked :D

any one else see an ad,

fully acknowledge that it is, infact, an ad,

scroll past the ad,

and then go, "but what if that wasn't an ad"

To which you proceed to scroll back up skim the ad and just

"IT WAS AN AD! :D"

Episode 2: Annoyance