You know what? I'm going to put commas and periods wherever I feel like a break or stop would be if I was saying this.
There are two types of people:
The person who lends books to their friends books while looking them dead in the eyes and saying "If any harm comes to this tome, beloved and sacred to me, you will feel the wrath of the gods, and I will take it upon myself to harvest your soul"
The type of person to read their books in the rain, turn the lights down low and murmur the words on the pages softly in prayer, dog-ear and annotate the pages, and walk while reading which does not end well for any of the parties involved
I am both of those people.
I cannot fucking believe how much I'm losing my mind right now over soy sauce history. I'll tell all of you about it after I finish this essay because I need to un-distract myself enough to finish it but what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? I'm losing my fucking mind.
Where are the rushed diary entries, as you run with friends to a playground. Where is the harsh, impulsive attitude. When did it all become so soft? This is not at any fault of light, but at the fault of us for not properly documenting the dark. Early morning is not complete without the stinging cold air, tea is not without it's bitterness. When did we start writing only the delicate? You cannot comprehend love without the suddenness of it all, no matter how slow you can try to take it there is the unmistakable surprises love must give someone. Without the impulsivity, the dark, the sudden, everything becomes diluted. And much less true.
The constant fight between my JD side and my academia side
A Look Inside MY Mind
Make the gay boys go Kish kish pls I need serotonin.
NO think about crows
Sir plea-
Better plan, think about crows and octopuses.
I don't think you're autistic you slimey bitch
Make the gay boys go kissy kiss please
They're not even gay tho
Crows are lil detectives
I need friends
crow friends
YES
Go to sleep
They're gay to me
No
Did the octopussies ever get the special rights?
Crows are pretty befriend them
My life.
Your mom
But I'm gay
Do you think it's sad that you have to be near/cuddle with a giant stuffed cat to fall asleep?
Even if they're not gay make em go kissy
Hehe slimey
Do you remebr the time you said elongated babies?
Can we give them a very long and overarching love story still
Isn't he a prince
Make him say he railed the king's brother at the breakfast table
But the other gay bo-
No he definitely got railed by the first prince c'mon
That cunt didn't leave his room for 7 years he would not have the stamina to blow his childhood bestfriend and caretaker's back out
Cry baby go brbbrbrbbrbrbrbbe
Aeiou
Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrb
Crow
No
Detective duckie
Ducks!
You book referencing shit
My favourite actor is that man and you can't stop me
Please the other gays tho
They're not gay yet
The "make me" boys then!
Just because he did damn good in doctor who doesn't make him shit
Only one said "make me" actually
No he was also really gay with a lil dandy
Snake
Octopussy got a fucking buffet
I'm nom your bones
Please give a lasting romance
What if we killed the king
was he was the first prince why wasnt he king
How long is this fucking post
Yea wait didn't he have only sisters much younger than him
Writty write write
any one else see an ad,
fully acknowledge that it is, infact, an ad,
scroll past the ad,
and then go, "but what if that wasn't an ad"
To which you proceed to scroll back up skim the ad and just
"IT WAS AN AD! :D"
i am currently out on my deck in -1 weather in only shorts and a hoodie, drinking ice coffee with a bit of flavored creamer (we ran out of milk), and about 4 scoops of sugar, listening to kinda chill but angry music, trying to finish the last 100 pages of "The Da Vinci code" before tomorrow because i wanted to.
Episode 4: A Friendly Push
Episode 3: Smoothie
-Trans autistic guy with bad sense of humor- -he/him- -Special Interests: Music, History, Anthropology-
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