Theorise Time #1

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˣ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁿᵉᵘᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛ ⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵉᵍᵒ ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵖᵉᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ⁱᵐ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ˡᵒˡˢ

F͟e͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟s͟- Winged! Author× Gender Neutural Reader

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ

Summary: You've noticed feathers only belonging to your lover scattered everywhere and you decide to find out why

TW: None

Notes: Author is called Ozzy(Yes I will be using this name unless I decide to change it lol)

They were everywhere.

Feathers. Everywhere.

You sighed as you scooped up a handful of tiny fluffy feathers and plopped them into a bag. This was the 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 time today, why were there feathers everywhere? You hadn't the slightest clue. What you 𝒅𝒊𝒅 know was that every last feather belonged to your lover and it was time to find out why they were 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆.

You carefully opened the door to Ozzy's room. Careful not to startle him. It was mostly silent apart from the usual ruffle of wings.

"Hey Oz," you said as you made your way inside, placing the 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 bags of feathers on a nearby desk.

Ozzy spun around on his spinny-chair and faced you. Quickly eyeing the three bags, realising what this was about and slowly began to push himself back agaisnt the wall.

You knew moving too fast would scare him, but it was only way to catch him before he flapped himself off somewhere. You slowly began to move towards him, almost prowling, like a stalking cat, hunting prey.

"𝑂𝑧𝑧𝑦," you sighed, "Come on, it's okay. I just need to see what's going on."

Of course he wasnt listening. It was common for him to comepletely ignore another person. Casual Ozzy behaviour. Now wasn't the time. You needed to see what was going on. And it was clear Oz was worried about you finding out.

"Ozzy, please, I-" you were distracted by the very rapid shake of Ozzy's wings, causing feathers to drift off them, like dust in the air after it's blown off a surface.

"Ah. I see." Conclusion made. Mystery of the feathers solved. Case closed. Ozzy had missed grooming day. Again. It wasn't uncommon for this to happen. Too busy focused on writing to realise. It's only a problem when the wings start to bother him, then the ruffling-shaking commences and feathers go 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 everywhere.

You reached into your pocket, knowing you had that preening tool somewhere. You eventually found it. You lifted it into sight. A small, white object about the same size as the middle finger with width of the centre three fingers on the hand. Two curves were in the side, allowing for easy hand placement. Shaped almost similiar to a bird's beak.

"Ozzy, come on. It ain't gonna hurt you. All the bothering will vanish. You'll be fi-Yeah you ain't listening are you?"

No. The answer was no. Small unvolintary chirps of worry coming from your lover's mouth. That was the only noise you've heard from him so far.

Within seconds you had jumped straight for Ozzy, causing squawks and screeches of confusion and panic. Moments within your awsome leap of faith you'd already had him on the floor.

"You're getting those wings groomed wether you like it or not. Not that I need to say because I know you love it," You said. "If I let you go promise you wont flap away from me. I just need you to sit up so I can do this properly."

Ozzy had calmed down eventually. Taking in what was happening, nothing he could do to escape. He gave a deep sigh before responding,

"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒"

"Finally, you talked," you chuckle to yourself, letting Ozzy go so he could actually sit himself up. You held your grooming tool carefully and began to preen through your lover's feathers. Within seconds the purring had already started, only getting louder as the process continued. It wasn't long, only took a minute or two to finish.

"Ok, all done," you stated, patting Ozzy on the shoulder, smiling. He had melted completely on the bedside, purring loudly.

"Ok, I'll be back soon, hun. Love you."

His reply was submerged under his purring. You smiled again before leaving.

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˡᵒᵃᵈ ⁱˢᵗᵍ

I JUST GOT MY FIRST BADGE YEEEEEEEE

uhm expect darkipooper hcs soon

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This is silly deady magic man in my style yippe

HAPPY NEW YEAR TUMBLR!!!!!!!

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Ngl when the 'Abracadabra' bit came up in Hat Trick my genuine honest first thought was Lady Gaga's Abracadabra and for like a minute I had a mental image of William Afton doing the Abracadabra choreography

Hey so I spent 10 minutes on this wonderful digital drawing on Ibis Paint X for our wonderful bby boi Darkiplier 💖