In which you find a dead spider, lick it, and get distracted by succubus saliva.
"Spawn Me the Details" on AO3 - Summary
As Astarion is snatched from the streets of Baldur's Gate, another one of Cazador's spawn gets taken. You.It can't have been more than a few months since that fateful night at the tavern, and now you find yourself hiding behind a bush while he gallivants through the forest with his new allies. As the group is passing by, a voice pierces through your mind. Follow them. You need to stay close. It's the last thing you want to do - follow the man who led you to your doom. But it seems like you have no choice in the matter, if that tingle in your brain is anything to go by...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59600707/chapters/152008468
Hope you have as much fun reading as I had writing it. 💕
Give it a read if you're up for vampire shenanigans and emotional damage 😎✨️
When I said I'd probably update at an unhealthy speed, did I mean to drop 5 chapters and 12k words in a week?
Actually, yes. Yes, I did.
5 / 8 chapters of "When you're gone" / my WWDITS fix-it where I let them watch the documentary and pine are online 🥰
Well, what other choice do they have? There will be only one bed 💁♀️
Whew. Chapter 7/8 of "When you're gone" online 🥳
This chapter ran a fucking marathon with me. But we did it, darkest darlings. We reached the finale. We earned our fluffy epilogue - which will follow soon 🥰✨️
Looking forward to it ❤️
(Astarion, I'm going to be back soon to continue our shenanigans, I swear 🤭😁)
I feel this in my bones.
I don’t know how to explain the turmoil these gay old men put me through on a daily basis.
Fandom: What we do in the shadows
Pairing: Nandor / Guillermo
Rating: Teen +
Tags: Fix it, Post Season/Series Finale, Hurt/Comfort, No Smut, Mutual Pining, so much Pining, To the not-a-batcave!, Fuck Canon These Two Idiots Will Live Happily Ever After, Fluff, Soft Nandor, Nandor loves Guillermo, Colin Robinson being Colin Robinson
Summary:
Nandor and Guillermo are watching the documentary separately, seeing the parts they weren't aware of - and they have thoughts.Join me on a nostalgia train with extra fluff.
"When you're gone" by CosyBlue on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64346161/chapters/165183493
Well, Fields can go to heaven with Innie-Burt for all I care, because I have no doubt that Irv would follow any Burt to hell and beyond.
I did it! I found the secret pet sheep 🤩
I need this as an automated email sent to every person interacting with me
Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”
Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”
Guys. YOU GUYS. Do you think Nandor and Guillermo have ever gotten surprised by the rising sun and then Nandor had to turn into a bat and like... hide inside Guillermo's sweater? 🤭🥰