The Excluded Tags Filter On Ao3 Is Such A Fucking Lifesaver. I Love It So Much.

wouldn't you like

God please tell me musk didn't do the Nazi salute in live tv today

Please tell me this is a goddamn prank i can't handle this

He what

thinking non-stop about the Terry Pratchett Method of Deconstruction (TM) and how it works

[...] the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. (Witches Abroad)

Take a common concept, metaphor, idiom, trope etc. "The wages of sin is death."

Invert, reverse or subvert it to highlight the inconsistency or issue. "But so is the salary of virtue." (Well, actually, everybody dies, right?)

While everybody's contemplating the philosophy revealed, overextend the metaphor and whack them in the back of the head with the joke like a comedic quintain while they aren't expecting it. "At least the evil get to go home early on Fridays."

He does it quite often and I love it every time.

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

Au where Michael just walked out of the distortion like that one dude from Mag 100. He’s shows up at the office the next day like “hey Getrude, what was that about?”

now we're talking

i love writing fanfiction that has a stupid fanfictionass plotline like yesss that’s exactly where it belongs

actually speaking of the sub!Bond enjoyers. realizing quite an oversight on my part here. but. where are my bottom Bond enjoyers. I imagine there's some overlap with the sub!Bond enjoyers but like they're not strictly mutually inclusive, so where my bottom Bond enjoyers at, can we make some noise

The most satisfying thing in the world

my favorite category of ship: taking characters from a stereotypically originally predominantly male fanbase and puting them in a tender loving domestic queer relationship