Thecryptideinthecorner - Say_hello_to_the_cryptide

I was sorting out my old notbooks, and I found a copy of my 10th year play (Iwas in theatre class) and I found out the name of the author was Tiago Rodrigues .

Anyway my current James Bond hyperfixation was startled and it's been going wild in my brain since a week

So I think I should write a theatre play, whose name would be : of the inherent homoeroticism of performative masculinity action movies

But do I have the motivation ? No. So it will stay at this format.

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

The most satisfying thing in the world

my favorite category of ship: taking characters from a stereotypically originally predominantly male fanbase and puting them in a tender loving domestic queer relationship

destieled too close to the sun and forgot real canon couples are a real thing. was watching something else and the couple kissed and i was thrown so off guard.

thinking non-stop about the Terry Pratchett Method of Deconstruction (TM) and how it works

[...] the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. (Witches Abroad)

Take a common concept, metaphor, idiom, trope etc. "The wages of sin is death."

Invert, reverse or subvert it to highlight the inconsistency or issue. "But so is the salary of virtue." (Well, actually, everybody dies, right?)

While everybody's contemplating the philosophy revealed, overextend the metaphor and whack them in the back of the head with the joke like a comedic quintain while they aren't expecting it. "At least the evil get to go home early on Fridays."

He does it quite often and I love it every time.

When they're both predator :

My brain : Greaaaaaat

People think that 457 is a predator/prey ship, but it's not.

It's persistence predator / ambush predator.

Proof:

Nami and Vivi as (fem)Aladdin and Jasmine!

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

just have to make sure