Thecryptideinthecorner - Say_hello_to_the_cryptide

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

Au where Michael just walked out of the distortion like that one dude from Mag 100. He’s shows up at the office the next day like “hey Getrude, what was that about?”

now we're talking

Get in loser, we're going to do murder !

*pushes a body out of the passenger seat in a stolen police car* ur lowk cute wanna go out

As a french : why ???!😭

Idk know what it is but I really like the French national anthem

do you ever feel like yay!!! .. and yippee!! .. yahoo!!! ..but then you feel urgh ..... urghhhjjhggh ...... uurghghjjjggkghgghhg urghhhh .....

Get his ass 🗡🗡 - an Ides AO3 skin

Get the code (and instructions for how to use it) on github

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*ignores the fact that Writing's on the Wall is apparently a Bond/Madeleine song, based on the official music video, and thinks 00q thoughts instead*