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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

When they're both predator :

My brain : Greaaaaaat

People think that 457 is a predator/prey ship, but it's not.

It's persistence predator / ambush predator.

Proof:

*opens the icemav ao3 tab* *cracks knuckles* oh yeah, i'm gonna know so much useless shit about the usa navy when i'm done with this

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Hey! Is there anyone who has been active in the Supernatural fandom since at least 2016 who doesn't mind me going through their archive and reblogging old art?

I've been archiving and tagging art according to their year for a while now, but I am getting out of blogs to go through, so I am looking for some new sources :)

If I ever become christian it's gonna be because of Hozier. That okay with u?

I don’t care what religion anyone has ever, as long as they are respectful to people of other religions

So. The house of leaves by Mark Danielewski.

It's a manifestation of the Spiral right ? Or maybe a bit of the Stranger, but the Spiral mostly. Everybody see the vision, right ? Like bro, please. The doors ! The fucking dors !

Like I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that the house and the tunnels below the archives were connected, or even were the same thing

Why does it need to be gay and lesbian??? You already have a really good concept here! Why???

idk how to write straight people 😔

thinking non-stop about the Terry Pratchett Method of Deconstruction (TM) and how it works

[...] the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. (Witches Abroad)

Take a common concept, metaphor, idiom, trope etc. "The wages of sin is death."

Invert, reverse or subvert it to highlight the inconsistency or issue. "But so is the salary of virtue." (Well, actually, everybody dies, right?)

While everybody's contemplating the philosophy revealed, overextend the metaphor and whack them in the back of the head with the joke like a comedic quintain while they aren't expecting it. "At least the evil get to go home early on Fridays."

He does it quite often and I love it every time.