Me Finding Something Labeled “Amateur Tezcatlipoca Porn Videos” When Trying To Read About The Fall

YIPPE E you are braver than I

i tried animating (kinda??) nana and tecciz in capcut and it got SO. LAGGY. I COULD COUNT THE FRAMES I FELT LIKE MY PHONE WAS ABOUT TO STOP WORKING ALTOGETHER and its too laggy to make anything better than this i fear but i had fun... (i think)

oh well. practice makes perfect, and i wanted to practice. im only posting this bc i havent rly posted much abt aztec gods in a while and its not too embarrassing (i think)

i had so much issues with getting tecciztecatls hair right in capcut oh my god. the boing was fun to make tho (i think)

Why is he (≧◡≦) ♡

I hope you know that first comic is the exact one that got my brain hyperfixated on Tecciztecatl

Damn Nanahuatzin was so savage with Tecc in that comic post. Except

That's not Nanahuatzin anymore :3c

Yall what if I gave Tecciztecatl lil fangs like his dad……

My leg started cramping really badly when I was drawing this and it was probably a sign from a higher power that I should stop but I didn’t

Beach episode when?

I figured out what swimsuit he'd wear, too!

Who let him get away with this

Rip Aztec deities you would of loved crane wives

Rip tlaloc, you would have loved Mon Laferte.

YAAAA I LOVE THAT FILM

Bet no one expected me to draw THESE guys again, anyways I rewatched The Five Suns and can’t stop thinkin’ about the tezcatlipocas playing their ballgame — also I codex borgia’d your 0zzy

So uh. Where’d you get that?

Chimalpopoca in English please? Spare Codex Chimalpopoca in English?

Cries sobs whibbles

Literally Coyolxauhqui. Who is she besides the eldest sister? It’s all she’s known for.

I wonder if she had one of those soft smiles that were few and far between. I wonder if they warmed the room every time. I wonder if she looks up during the night wondering how they are. I wonder if she nurses her wounds thinking if it could ever be different.

Idk man maybe I’m overthinking

Random Aztec mythos headcanons because why not

• The moon (Tecciztecatl) controls the tides because the Tlaloques begged Acuecueyotl/Chalchiuhtlicue to give him a job so that he wouldn’t feel useless. Also because they wanted their “brother” to stay in Tlalocan.

• Xolotl could absolutely devour a chicken salad BLT. I have no evidence for this. He just seems like a BLT guy.

• Tezcatlipoca drops into the animal baby voice when he thinks no one is around.

• Nanahuatzin is undiagnosed autistic because he kinda reminds me of lil undiagnosed me when I didn’t understand why I never really fit in :(

• Quetzalcoatl created Olms (olm pic for reference) and Xolotl hated them so much for copying his style that he put them all in Europe.

• Tonatiuh and Huitzilopochtli flip a coin on who wants to drive the sun that day

• Tecciztecatl is just the dad and dog meme with the moon rabbit