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im doing a SpongeBob AU
part of the fun of the original alien is the horror of the nostromo itself imo. it’s a cell of corporate greed ferrying narrowly-trained workers across barren space. it’s huge and yet claustrophobic, cockpits crammed with machinery giving way to yawning berths dripping chains and water. the supercomputer is named mother in a stroke of human anthropomorphization, but instead of providing comfort or protection, it’s only a courier between its creator and its wailing brood. ripley yells “mother! mother!” at a matronly-voiced computer that speaks calmly over her helplessness. the ship is full of endless details and patterns and unlabeled buttons and dials the audience can’t entirely make sense of; to do anything on the ship is a rigorous, technical process, and we must depend on the characters to know it. the internal mechanics of the ship are so alien that a literal alien can hide among the bits and bobs and not be noticed. it’s great.
i see some people liked my wander doodles
so here's a coloring test i did with some limited colors of markers, pencils and highlighters
i never ever color my stuff but lately ive been experimenting and its pretty fun when you use markers
Wander Over Yonder but I make up the episodes
hey spongebob i think your green ghostly friend decided to join the team
watch out squidward
some stuff
final space
obsessed with this art style
another little comic abt wander's time as the interim guitarist for ninety ounce nihilists .... i cannot stop thinking abt it
single image spread, transcript, thumbnails & other ramblings under the cut
TRANSCRIPT:
[an empty stage with a ninety ounce nihilists banner hanging from the top. the work lights are on, showing nobody but wander coiling a length of wire onstage. tumbleweed hums to himself as he works, but within a moment, the lights flick off with a loud CLUNK]
TUMBLEWEED: ummm... hey! couldja turn those back on?
[no response, so wander goes back to what he was doing in the dark]
TUMBLEWEED: s'pose not
[a band member appears in the next frame. she has a head like a hammerhead shark]
BAND MEMBER: hey, tumbleweed
TUMBLEWEED: well hi there!
BAND MEMBER: how come you still stick around?
[tumbleweed looks away sheepishly, but he still responds]
TUMBLEWEED: well, you're my friends! mr. threat is, too... he just don't know it yet
BAND MEMBER: ...he hates you. and he treats you like garbage. he's...he's making money off you, and he's not even giving you any credit. much less the cash you generate!!
[tumbleweed shrugs.]
TUMBLEWEED: never expected him to.
BAND MEMBER: wh...well, you should.
[tumbleweed takes his hat off and stuffs the coil of wire inside as he speaks]
TUMBLEWEED: it's alright. i'm doin' him a favor. y'all needed a guitar, n' i happen'ta have one. i don't expect nothin' in return
[the band member glances off stage with a sour expression towards three other members of the band, including major threat himself.]
BAND MEMBER: let me give you a hand.
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ok so the band member i included doesnt have a name, but here she is in the show, along with the rest of the ninety ounce nihilists, all vaguely middle-aged
i really realllly wanna draw them all when they were active as nozn because i love to dress up funky guys like them. theyre so fun. anyways.
i think wander is the reason nozn breaks up in the first place. they get back together in the future, yeah, after major threat makes up with them, however he goes about that. but like, the comical lengths i think major threat would go through just to keep wander at arm's length would be a tipping point for the rest of the band, because they'd start to realize how poorly they were being treated.
i think the straw that breaks the camel's back would be wander attempting to provide backing vocals and being immediately kicked out of the band. the kicker being that it's for a song he wrote, and all the other members would quickly follow him, because, hey, what the fuck, dude. what did he ever do to you. what did WE do to you for that matter.
ANYWAYYYZZZZ if anybody has like name suggestions for them or anything let me know! honestly i'm defaulting to calling them all different alien variations on trent and reznor because i think it would be funny to do
I could just be reading the room wrong but it seems from their reactions like a lot of people are coming out of Alien Romulus only just now realising the Alien movies are actually about capitalism and sexual violence.
thinking of starting an RP blog but im too nervous to reach out and don’t know where to look for people LOLOL