The Sonic Fandom Will Fight Tooth And Nail Over A Lot Of Things, But At Least At The End Of The Day We

Spoiler: It's both

Ohmygod ohmygod OH MY LORD

I don't think I've told y'all enough that I love and adore this man, if I could give him forehead kisses I fucking would

siffrin the breather

something for @spirk-my-love for the @startrekwintergiftexchange ! They asked for some fake dating spirk >:)

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

I think it would be very funny if TFA cliffjumper was just sort of aware that shockwave/longarm was a spy but just didn’t say anything because he actually really hates all the auto bots around him. So he just sort of covers for Shockwave because he really really doesn’t care enough to report him. But also he’s sort of friends with shockwave?

Look. He has less than three minutes of screen time I can do what ever I want with him.

GOD can we TALK about the fact that Bumblebee KNEW he could never beat Breakdown in a race when agreed to bet his energon cloaker? And that Breakdown knew that he knew??? Their exchange can basically be translated to

Breakdown: "I won't do what you ask even if it's for my own safety, but if you really care about me so much give me the thing that's keeping you safe. I bet you won't."

Bumblebee: "I know you think I'll balk at your request, but joke's on you, I actually do care about you that much. If I have to endanger myself to keep you safe, I will."

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So here's t'hy'la, a word that has never been referenced before, and there's no reason I am required to state this in the book I am writing but it's a word Spock thinks of Jim as, and, this word MAY mean lover, and it doesn't have to mean lover, but it MAY, and I don't HAVE to say that it MAY mean lover, this is something that has never been established before, this is entirely optional, I am choosing to do this as the author of a book about a movie, I am choosing to make up a word for Spock to think of Jim as and give this word the possible connotation of lover

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So I'm writing about things now as if I am an editor talking to an actual person, instead of the author of a book who is relating what a fictional character would be saying (and again, I am choosing to write this here and I am absolutely not obligated to do this because of having to refer to some earlier established canon et cetera and also I am literally the creator of Star Trek as well as the author of this book); so, anyway, Jim Kirk says he's aware at least by the time of this "interview" of the existence of rumors of him and Spock being lovers, and all he says is that apparently Spock raises an eyebrow when he encounters these rumors, and that Spock raising an eyebrow may mean a number of things including annoyance, but, his "answer" does not address whether or not the rumors are true, merely that Spock raises his eyebrow when encountering these rumors, and, it also does not establish what the raising of the eyebrow means in this context (just it's possible it may mean he is annoyed, and, if he is annoyed, it does not state why he is annoyed; reasons could include being annoyed about having one's privacy being invaded with a question like that)

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Gene Roddenberry in 1979: So yeah, writing as if Jim Kirk is an actual person I'm interviewing; Kirk has "no moral or other objections to physical love in any of its many earthly, alien and mixed forms" (and not having "other objections" leaves it open to the possibility that he is referring to his sexual proclivities and that this means he would be not disinclined to "physical love" with those of "many earthly, alien and mixed forms" and this is said in the context of Spock being "earthly" [human mother], alien [Vulcan father], as well as mixed [human/Vulcan]); then, for some reason "Jim Kirk" also finds it necessary to say that he has "found [his] best gratification in that creature woman" which implies he's attempted to seek gratification with creatures other than women (because how else would he have a reference by which to compare in order to make such a statement?) and not only does this statement not answer whether or not he and Spock are (or have been) lovers, but it actually makes it possible for him and Spock to be or have been lovers, because if he's had comparative experiences with CREECHURZ creatures other than women, this could theoretically include Spock, who is a creature other than a woman; so, yeah, anyway, Spock thinks of Jim with a word that can mean 'lover' and Kirk's said he's sought 'gratification' with those who are not women, and neither character actually answers "yes" or "no" to whether they are lovers, and there is no reason I had to include any of this in the book, but I did

I love angry shockwave:) and B-127 is sooooo cute.

Whenever Vox is deep in thought he has his Voxtech logo bouncing around on his screen like the old dvd logo