I’m Laughing So Hard The Balloons In My Friends House For Her Party Set Off The Motion Sensor Alarm

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❝ I’m thinking you’re the girl for me… ❞

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

Wasn't alex married at one point? Or did I confuse him with torin? If so I'm glad he was able to move on and be happy!

That's where polyamorous comes in

I'm dating him and Julia (his wife)

They are so much fun to be with and I live them both so much 💕

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

this is it. this is what i got pokemon for