Sir Polarinton, The Knight Of The Tire Kingdom, Tasked With Guarding The Sacred Tire, Titles Include:

#bees

meeting the bees

wanted to mess withy artstyle some more so heres even more monke

“Fears, tell me fears, don’t get me started, I might die.”

           Oh klahoma by Jack Stauber

Shadow play it’s such a funny and sad episode.

The sad part: Mk found himself alone and didn’t though that his friends would have been captured or in danger because he fully believed they abandoned him after realising that he wasn’t good enough. Just like Monkey King did, just like the hero abandoned the warrior.  

And that’s just depressing.

And the funny part: The whole episode from Macaque’s point of view.

Imagine waiting for your enemy to realise you captured his loved ones and panic, and he just fully accepts that everyone who loves him abandoned him, and now he’s completely depressed and comes back every day (for a whole week at less) to watch your fake silly show. 

Like, what do you?? 

Do you talk to him, do you ask him to leave, do you show yourself, do you keep going???

Wukong come back, your confidence it’s not contagious- 

The Animation VERSION

Right, thats enough of a break for MK! Back to trauma :D

They deserve a little break ~

How does this work.

bleh testing

#theamountofengineeringknowhowpeople have for absolutely ridiculous reasons is amazing

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does he ever get stressed?

audio: (Reasons I’m Stressed but still Optimistic by Mashed Spudson) https://youtu.be/lyaeXTnTtPo 

#do not release the cosmic evil known as flufferson the bloody he has destroyed countless worlds in his quest for ultimate power

Look at him

My guy is lying through his teeth

Look at that face

How my second ever orc, COULD end a campaign, a pure hypothetical.

I made a orc character, Named Grutok, who after a bad vaction, is now only able to see all creatures, that INCLUDES Dragons, As orcs. And he constanly attempts to recruit them into his tribe. So theoretically, if i made him a bard or a rouge, and put all my points into charisma, I could THEORETICALLY, Recruit a dragon into my tribe and have a dragon companion, and possibly name it.

*Dragon noises in the background*

"QUIET DRAGON MCBEAKFACE!"

*Angry dragon noises in the background*

"OH CRAP HE BEAT THE ROLL, OH CRAP!"