Don’t Forget The Other Ominous Cave Sounds

How come you're the prettiest being in the world?🤔🤔🤔 👉👈

The gods had to give me one pleasant trait else I’d come for their blood next

Vote me president and I’ll bring back the old discord look

when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

Better friends with a psycho than a target

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

“Why fool me now? I only wished to rejoin my family.”