‘If Youre Really An Animal Why Are You A Human’ Ridiculous Question. I Am A Bearer Of The Curse.

The worst it can do is nothing I guess.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

One of the things I like to do because I'm an absolute heathen with no regard for the rules of society is getting into fandoms without literally ever consuming the source material. It's loads of fun and pisses a lot of people off without even doing anything.

Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

Orange toed tree frog is a fabulous name -^-

They call ‘em red eyed but I try to use as little light as possible when I peek at them at night, so their orange toes are much more striking

But if you call them orange toed tree frogs that somehow sounds much less cool

May I suggest: lying down on the ground staring at the ceiling.

Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.

Arguments:

- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;

- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;

- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;

- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;

- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.

Example of use:

"bro let The Impulse win 💀"

"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"

"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"

"can't let The Impulse win this one"

You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.