alot tbh but this sums up s2 well
well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
i hunk about the parallels og Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe alot like
They both were so similar and it's a cycle I think og Luo Binghe could unknowingly continue if he's not careful (and with the 3k harem he isn't being careful)
Both of them were mistreated by the rich and wealthy (Qiu Jianluo wouldn't have been Sj's only problem, with Slave traders and general rich folks who don't like street rats)
Both of them found comfort in a young girl's innocence and blindness, someone who ignored the problem and ultimately made things worse with their attempts at comfort
Both of them found comfort in women as adults.
Both of them have a inherent hatred for men due to their pasts, although Luo Binghe had less of a issue with getting along with others.
both started in rags and made their way to the top
Neither of them ever got what they really wanted.
However, there is some key differences in how they are that also means they are fundamentally different
As stated above, both of them find comfort in women, in understandably different ways. For Binghe, he finds comfort in keeping them for himself, briefly filling a void he doesn't know exists. While Shen Jiu merely finds comfort in their presence for he could never own a person in such a way, nor look upon a woman with such intent. I think this is a result of the differences in their situations, Qiu Jianluo likely took pleasure in the act, Shen Qingqiu thinks he's doing what's necessary and out of jealousy.
Luo Binghe gets what he wants, Shen Qingqiu loses what he gets
Luo Binghe's rise to the top was due to bloodline, you can say he had exceptional talent, but he wouldn't have clawed his way to the top without his birthright. Shen Jiu had no birthright to claim, and had to claw with only his intelligence to aid him.( Not saying that Luo Binghe didn't struggle and claw as much as Shen Qingqiu, just saying it was the guy with the bloodline that is essentially a walking unkillable god among men that got everything he wanted in the end (except for what he truly desired))
next point, Shen Qingqiu was a broken man who's talent was never fully acknowledged by others (outside of his shizun, afterall why would they put him in control of they didn't recognise that?) while Luo Binghe was a broken man who had his talent and raw power recognised and praised. (Shen Qingqiu had a talent for cultivation, he managed to get to golden core despite having very very messed up meridians and learning late! All without buffs too. He's also incredibly intelligent, being the strategy guy and learning mannerisms fast through osmosis likely, considering his act is so good no one can tell he's a street rat, being that other peak lords who hailed from the rich families thought he was a spoiled young master)
Binghe's roots are actually pretty clear, his parents? Only two people could have been them and both are famous, not hard to find once his seal was broken. Shen Qingqiu will never have a family and never did, his roots are as murky as sink water we made potions with.
Shen Qingqiu had what he wanted at one point, Yue Qingyuan, but they lost everything due to their combined issues. Binghe on the other never did and never will have what he wants, his Shizun's recognition
Considering Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun are like 40+ years old does that possibly mean we could classify moshang as old man yaoi
I think anon is referring to his ability to create portals???
Just had this random idea but when MBJ reverse isekeis he’ll be the only person in a world wide radius with access to instant noodles
please explain
this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it
Well I seen that post right before I seen this one
Keep up the great work, lads
Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch
Let’s not dance around it. Let’s not whisper like this is health class with a priest in the back row. Let’s walk straight into the fleshy Bermuda Triangle and ask:
“Is the word ‘taint’ gender-specific?”
And by the end of this hellride, you’ll be spiritually aligned, anatomically educated, and emotionally compromised.
Let’s get it out of the way:
Medical term: perineum
Street name: taint
Alias: gooch, grundle, the devil’s slip-n-slide, sin canal, the no-fly zone, the forbidden footpath
It’s the stretch of skin between your hoo-ha and your oh-no. Between the exit wound and the splash zone. Between your business and your past due notices.
In medical terms:
“The perineum is the area between the anus and the genitals.” In real terms: “The taint taint your genitals, and it taint your butthole.” Hence: taint.
It’s an anatomical gray area. A biological liminal space. A no-man’s-land paved in skin, sweat, and shame.
“Do women have one?”
Yes. Yes, they do. Unequivocally. Universally. Unapologetically.
That smooth criminal between the peach and the portal? That’s a taint.
Whether you’re packing meat or melons, bulge or buffet, beef curtain or bologna pony — you got a taint.
Let’s be fair. The term taint got famous via male-coded locker room vernacular. It traveled in sweaty gym bags next to Axe body spray and bad decisions. It’s been used in:
Xbox Live lobbies
Middle school roast battles
Joe Rogan monologues
Divorce court
Why?
Because it’s hilarious.
Say it out loud: TAINT. It hits like a cartoon punch. It sounds dirty, but vague. You can say it on TV but not in church.
But just because the culture gave the word to men… Doesn’t mean the anatomy is exclusive.
You know what else taint the butthole or the vag? That smooth little fleshy runway between the two.
That’s right.
That’s the taint.
Scientifically? Still called the perineum. But culturally?
We never branded it.
Never gave it a nickname.
Never gave it the comedic reverence it deserves.
So what happened?
Society failed the female taint.
Let’s review:
Boobs: check
Butt: covered
Clit: overanalyzed
Labia: poetic if you're a feminist or an art student
Taint: absolute radio silence
It’s the only part of the female anatomy that hasn’t been objectified, hypersexualized, or used in a Billie Eilish metaphor.
And that’s the tragedy.
We gave the taint to men and let women walk around with an unclaimed flesh strip of mystery.
Not anymore.
The taint is the only body part that:
Isn’t gendered
Isn’t politicized (yet)
Isn’t Instagrammable
Isn’t sacred
Isn’t slutty
Isn’t shamed
Isn’t holy
It’s just… there. Raw. Unfiltered. Indifferent.
And that’s why it’s beautiful.
It taint one thing. It taint another. It’s both. It’s neither. It’s us.
Gooch
Grundle
Fleshbridge
Forbidden Fajita
The No-No Tundra
The UnderCooch
Devil’s Hallway
Sin Sled
Emotionless Alley
The Oathbreaker’s Strip
Let’s take back the language. Let’s name the female undercarriage. Let’s democratize the grundle.
Male or female — taint funk is real.
That’s where:
Gym shorts go to die
Sweat turns into regret
Body wash loses its nerve
You don’t need a gender-specific care routine. You need a loofah, some humility, and the knowledge that if your taint smells like old garlic knots, you’re the problem.
Ask any feminist, activist, or gender studies professor:
❓ “Do women have a taint?” ❓ “Can we say gooch in a female context?” ❓ “If ‘taint’ only applies to men, are we guilty of linguistic patriarchy?” ❓ “Can you reclaim your power if you haven’t acknowledged the zone between zones?”
Watch the hesitation.
Because when it comes to taint talk, everyone’s a coward.
Not you.
You’re still reading. You’re brave. You believe in gooch equity.
“Taint” = slang for perineum, the strip of skin between genitals and butthole.
Scientifically accurate for both men and women.
Culturally, it’s been branded as male — but that’s a lie.
The female taint is real. Untouched. Sacred. Neglected. Powerful.
It’s time to stop acting like the perineum is a gendered mystery.
It taint male. It taint female. It’s humanity’s final frontier.
🔁 Reblog this before someone says “cisnormative taint privilege” unironically 🍑 Share if your gooch deserves more respect than your last situationship 🧽 Screenshot and send to someone who definitely forgot to wash theirs today 🫧 Repost this if you believe in full-body equality — from nipples to Netherrealm
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (BECAUSE TUMBLR SOFTIES LOVE TO SNIFF DRAMA):
This post is satire, commentary, anatomy education, performance art, literary disobedience, and a goddamn act of bravery. It is protected under U.S. law, natural law, and the sacred covenant of locker room humor. If this offends you, congrats — your gooch is probably neglected. This post does not discriminate. It exfoliates. Take a seat. Open a book. Scrub your taint. We out here equalizing the perineum discourse with no apologies.
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
Me when Curly and Yue Qingyuan (PIDW) play similar roles in their respective narratives.
Both of their stories consisted of them taking a passive neutral approach to everything, which actually led to majority of the problems.
I mean there's also the fact they got their old friend from when they were younger who has anger problems and are associated with something sexual. (Although, one of these is kept secret and is actually a horrific act, while the other is a lie, a reputation used as a double edged sword)
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