Theeggceptionalegg - Egg's Carton

I think that Shen Jiu being a absolute ass wouldn't change even with a life in a modern au, I fully believe he would bully influencers and celebrities online and get famous for it. He would then morph into a celebrity who acts like an asshole to everyone but also donate to charities for children in poverty/the foster system

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

not only is your art amazing I want more of this au now too, you've put me in a chokehold, how dare

Fools for April Fools

They are both so normal. Definitely nothing wrong with them or anything <33

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

I'm always weirded out by how people talk about kids. "I don't want him to grow up and be rebellious and have his own thoughts, I want him to stay cute and dependant on me forever" what the fuck. Go to therapy

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong