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AM NOT

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

Hear me out:

Violence

Yqy tries to pick him up? Absolutely not he's a adult man no thank you

Hence Sy ends up having to get drastic and start attacking yqy's hands/face

Henceforth, he endears himself to Shen Qingqiu, who scruffs him and takes him home (and also Yqy, because he's just like xiao-jiu!!!)

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

I think that Shen Jiu being a absolute ass wouldn't change even with a life in a modern au, I fully believe he would bully influencers and celebrities online and get famous for it. He would then morph into a celebrity who acts like an asshole to everyone but also donate to charities for children in poverty/the foster system

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I think it's really funny but also really frustrating how liu mingyan (a really great but also unfortunately really minor character) has a named sword over shang qinghua (a fairly major character with FOUR extras all to himself) .... maybe i am just too obsessed with weaponry but idk it's kinda sad 🙁🙁🙁🙁 like even if he doesn't use it he should still have one because if we go off mdzs logic it's rude not to bring a sword to conferences and gatherings and shit ..... like i know he's the mousy little boy archetype but Stilllllll😭😭😭😭 hes a Peak Lord and i'm sure if the scholarly peak have to learn how to fight then so does logistics...

Anyway forgive me for using genshin as an example but i feel like his sword would kind of look like a mix between the silver sword (unsheathed) and bichen from the mdzs donghua (sheathed)...? i think it would have a gem on the tip wheee rhe black part of the silver sword is and also a white line going through the middle though.... i also think the handle detail would be like suihua but have patterns like bichen.... the bottom of suihuas handle is definegly how i imagine it though and his tassel and sheath would be white-yellow gradient with some yellow embroidered square connected to it as a homage to his psyduck keychain from the modern day. i think his sheath would also have some sort of design going down it?

i think before he met mobei jun it was really disgustingly dusty but after he met him mobei started judging him for his disgusting ass sword... one of them gave him a scary look so he reconciled that pretty fast afterwards LOLLLL and then when he shows yuan he's probably like Man it's so clean and qinghuas like don't fucking start and yuans like No i'm fr you fucking idiot and qinghuas like Oh wow thanks man and then starts traumadumping about the evil look mobei gave him LOLLLLLL

IDK it's not that serious but TO ME IT ISSSSSS😞😞😞😞

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

not only is your art amazing I want more of this au now too, you've put me in a chokehold, how dare

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