I Dearly Wish That People Would View Their Bodies As They View Flowers…

Techno: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tubbo: I think you mean cards.

Tommy: He did not.

Techno, pulling out knives: I did not.

Karl: What are all these bodies doing here???

George: Honestly not much

I saw an opportunity and I took it

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

Update:

They think I have late stage Addison’s disease.

I have more testing I have to do.

I’m without words. This is terrifying.

I can’t even let myself grieve or relax because I don’t even have enough money to be diagnosed properly OR treated.

So please, please. If you have anything to spare.. I need it now more than ever ..

I appreciate any and ALL HELP!!!

If you’d like to immediately help me my PayPal is

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

I don’t want to die because I can’t afford to get treatment. I’ve come this far.. I’m desperate. I need my community now more than ever. Please don’t let me be forgotten

BOOST THIS

“Jasper had his very first experience with snow today. I think he enjoyed it! I can’t wait for all of our hiking adventures.”

(Source)

End of Nice To Meet Ya / End of Put A Little Love On Me 

Next villain of the Sanders Sides Little Nightmares AU, The Professor! He meanders around the classrooms with slow shuffling, shambling steps and inhaling books, beakers and viscera. He is very slow until he’s after you and then he’s fast and practically boneless in his reach. You see him from behind and a light coming from him but you don’t know he’s distorted until he hears Thomas and Red and snaps around and tries to drag them into his gullet with a relentless pull. Thomas has to hide behind something to avoid it or he’ll be sucked in.

To advance, Thomas has to have Red call out to him in specific locations of the library while not getting himself caught because Red is strong enough to wriggle free but Thomas isn’t. The goal is to get The Professor to knock down certain things to progress forward, lured by Red’s call. Once he knocks things down, Thomas can grab hold of his tie and pull, causing the light of his face to flicker and sputter out before coming back on.

The stages of the classroom are the library, the lecture hall and the laboratory (Note I wrote “laboratory” on the picture, but it’s all three locations). Once his tie is gone, he turns into the studious child Indigo and Thomas and Red invite him to their little group.

Indigo has the ability to levitate objects with light. So long as something is under a light, Indigo can manipulate it in space.

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2461

("Either way, I'd better go check on him.") (Dialogue from Rolling With Difficulty; suggested by @leeshajoy.)

phil lester + air quotes

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