Looking More Like A Checklist These Days. I Want Off This Ride. 😭

This feels like one of those lines you should just slip into a conversation with no context.

context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

Spoiler! He falls.

Crying bc my friends aren’t straightforward

(They said more than like 5 words and I got confused)

oh are you friends? or just dating.

Whatever Matt Stone is doing with Kyle is the opposite of healing your inner child. Giving your inner child AIDS. Putting your inner child in a migrant detention camp. Sewing your inner child into a human centipede. Like whats going on with you man do you need to talk to someone

star jams