A Man And A Dog Struggle With The Command “stay.”

One of "Those"

I'm one of those memories up on your old shelf, waiting to be cleaned off. You dust the shelf so willingly, to remove all of your past. You come to me and move right by, I fall off with one simple blast. You forget that I exist, and perhaps that we ever met. I've fallen towards the pit, no escape but the drop. Perhaps you'll see me fall, or perhaps you will not. Even if you do see me it will be but a glimpse before into the bag I'll go. To be given away to the lords of time, to be lost in my own little hell. And time will move and you'll never remember what you threw out on that warm Spring day.

Oddpodd <3

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

I often receive questions about how fluids react to extremely hard and fast impacts. Some people wonder if there’s a regime where a fluid like water will react like a solid. In reality, nature works the opposite way. Striking a solid hard enough and fast enough makes it behave like a fluid. The video above shows a simulated impact of a 500-km asteroid in the Pacific Ocean. (Be sure to watch with captions on.) The impact rips 10 km off the crust of the Earth and sends a hypersonic shock wave of destruction around the entire Earth. There’s a strong resemblance in the asteroid impact to droplet impacts and splashes. Much of this has to do with the energy of impact. The asteroid’s kinetic (and, indeed, potential) energy prior to impact is enormous, and conservation of energy means that energy has to go somewhere. It’s that energy that vaporizes the oceans and fluidizes part of the Earth’s surface. That kinetic energy rips the orderly structure of solids apart and turns it effectively into a granular fluid. (Video credit: Discovery Channel; via J. Hertzberg)

World of Warcraft Chronicle, Volume I

how do u get the boy to like u

Now Brain is stuck on your dash.

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http://cartoonatics.blogspot.com/2011/09/animaniacs-temporary-tattoos-1.html

[Pinky version here]

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Holes

While I filled the hole that trapped you, I was really digging mine. Now you stare down at me and refuse to return the favor.