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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

Little moments I loved in tua

- “Wheeeeee!”

- “Is Ben here?” “No, unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” “Are you kidding me?”

- “If Ben were here, he’d agree with me” “no, no I don’t.”

- The entire scene where Klaus was pretending to be Five’s dad

- “Get out of the van Klaus! Oh, welcome back to the van!” “What van?”

- “Who do I gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?”

- “That won’t be a problem. You won’t be going home” ICONIC

- I Think We’re Alone Now dance scene

- Klaus, Allison and Viktor getting drunk together in the beauty parlour!!!!!!!!!

- “What, you can’t say hi to nobody?” “Hi Allison” “what was that?” “Hi Allison!” “Thank you”

- The entire Olga Foroga scene

- “I’m Diego. I have a knife”

- “Hell yeah, I made that machine my BITCH” I absolutely love this because it sounds like something a person would actually say

- “It least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart” i also love this one because it also sounds like something a person would say

- DIEGO AND HERB’S HANDSHAKE I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY THAT MADE ME

- The flashback scene at the bank

- “Diego, Try not to do anything too stupid.”

- “How did you find me?” “Page 16. ‘Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1024th North Beckley”

- “ARE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!?” “That such in open ended question when you think about it” “it really depends on the people”

-- *Diego smashes through window* “subtle” “You know the door was unlocked, right?”

- “Which, for the record, I found him already” “then let him go, before we could have a meaningful conversation” “……he stabbed me” “I’m surprised he waited this long, Diego, we’ve all had the urge.”

- Delores. Just all of her.

- “So what’s the plan?” “We infiltrate. We identify. We extract. Double time.” “What the hell’s he talking about?” “Find the old man and get out fast.” “That’s what I said.”

- “O ye of little faith” “stick it up your ass”

drew my own timsasha designs for once ! gosh i love them

hey tumblr don’t fucking say this to me

Idk about anyone else but for me, being a beginner artist means constantly switching between “GAAHHGGG I HATE ART WHY IS RENDERING SO HARD????????” and “teehee this is so fun ^~^”

So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.

You guys.

A couple of things that stand out:

- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.

- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying

- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.

- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.

- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.

- She needed it.

- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.

- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.

- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.

- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN

- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.

- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.

- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:

- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.

- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.

- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.

- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.

- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10

- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".

- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.

That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link