Bill Nye Has Fucking Snapped. If You Say The Words “chinese Hoax” He’ll Personally Teleport To

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

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8 months ago

There are over a billion bugs in the world (some may even say more than a quintillion), and they all know your name.


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4 months ago

About to do my first illuminate mission!!!! I'll update y'all about how it went afterwards.


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1 year ago
A tumblr reply, edited blackout-poetry style to read, "I'm here to send flare and be queer."

I'm here to send flare and be queer. ✨


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1 year ago

Whwat the hell is Threshhold day im new here


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1 year ago

I know I'm a day late, but I made some scrappy eggs from fandoms I like and wanted to cast them into the deep, murky depths, so here ya go !!!

1. Gegg (qsmp) both sides because OMFG painting those patches took me until 12 AM AND GOD DAMN IT IF I PUT THAT MUCH WORK IN ITS GONNA BE SEEN

I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into
I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into

2. The egg (dsmp)

I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into

3. Bobby (qsmp) ALSO front and back because those there straps had to be redrawn 12 TIMES also I was gonna add a halo but I finished it at 12:40 so yeah

I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into
I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into

4. Sunny side up (qsmp) I was so done at this point so I just stained it light yellow and sharpies on sunglasses lol =P

I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into

5. Ghostboo/Ranboo ?????? (dsmp) this was so rusjed. It is by far the worst egg here. I was so goddam tired and should have not done such a complicated design at 1 am. I also couldn't keep one half in the dye long enough to stain it dark purple so I painted over it with blue. Also the thing I used for most other eggs for the splotches or things you can dye by itself was frosting dye so it never fully dried out and still smears = [[[[[[[

I Know I'm A Day Late, But I Made Some Scrappy Eggs From Fandoms I Like And Wanted To Cast Them Into

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2 months ago

you ever needed to bring your breakfast on the go ?

got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.

1 year ago

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.

Right, Considering The Current State Of Corporate Politics On This Site, And That It Seems That Only

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Edit: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder that this extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.

PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.


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3 months ago

she vend on my machine till i-

OH GOD DAMMIT

it got- fucking....

It got stuck in the fucking mACHINE AGAIN

I JUST WANT MY SNACK. CANT I HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS CRUEL HEARTLESS WORLD ‽‽‽


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1 year ago

hey why does britain have a "shadow chancellor"

Hey Why Does Britain Have A "shadow Chancellor"

this is a video game boss


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