I'm Very Curious About Something And So I'm Making A Poll About It Obvs Lol

Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

if you see me getting manipulated by Erik Lehnsherr, don’t help me I’m exactly where I want to be. Mind your business

imagine u go from being a sex slave with hyper sexual compulsions having sex like multiple times a day everyday since u were a child, to a member of a Catholic cult that demands its members not even look at their genitals monk style, and u live like this for hundreds of years until ur life times of celibacy is finally broken by LESTAT DE LIONCOURT. Like and people wonder why Armand is crazy. Imagine the first touch of passion that u have been longing for for an amount of time impossible to conceptualize by a mortal is the touch of LESTAT DE LIONCOURT, guy who thinks that calling himself “bad daddy” in bed is hot, and then he immediately forgets about u after u gave up ur lifetimes of celibacy to suck his mediocre dick

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

netflix hyping up our show with the levitating gay sex gif i better be seeing iwtv in the top ten tomorrow NO EXCUSES

devil's minion or whatever you guys talking about all day

women will do Anything to get within eating range of a block of cheese 😂🧀

If i die in ny aleep my message to da world is

Thank you women and-

*sees a bug outside my window*

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment