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The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

you’re missing my favorite one though

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

Liberation Spell

This is a spell to help free yourself from whatever binds you or holds you back.

Materials:

black candle

black ribbon or cord

Light the candle. Wrap the ribbon loosely around your wrists and hold them out in front of you. Say the following:

“I have been bound by _____ (name of the person, bad habit, old job, an experience, or whatever it is that bound you), But no longer willing am I to be, I let it/him/her go and walk away, And so it is that I am free.”

When you have finished reciting the spell, allow the ribbon to slide off your wrists. Dispose of the ribbon somehow – burn it, bury it, etc.

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mercury retrograde means youre going to put your foot in your mouth if you arent careful. choose your words and when you use them with caution.

jupiter retrograde means you are going to feel like everyday is friday the 13th. roll with the punches and keep the big picture in mind.

venus retrograde means romance and relationships in general will be a giant mess for you. block people you know arent good for you and take care in forming any new connections.

saturn retrograde means that any task will feel impossible to finish once you start. stay committed and keep your end goals in mind.

New Year's Spells and Such

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Strengthen Relationships Spell

So this is a spell for when things are rough in a relationship, I did this spell for a friend who is struggling in her relationship, so it can be used for your relationships or other’s. 

I also feel like I have to say this for the newly awakened witches, but you should really make a spell your own, if you want to use this, feel free but also add your own flavor into it and make it more specific for your situations. 

What I Used :

A bowl

Rose buds/petals (for love and understanding)

Oak shavings (for strength) 

Rosemary (for insight and the ability to not be blinded by lust) 

Storm Water (to weather any storm that comes their way) 

A Candle (pick your color for the situation, my friend needs financial stability in her relationship, so I used green) 

A pinch of black salt (for protection from the assholes) 

Pour a little of the storm water into your bowl, make sure it’s only about an inch so it doesn’t go up very far on the candle, I used a votive because it’s tall and wide enough to sit in the water without falling over or anything. 

Add the candle to the center of the bowl and light it while stating your intentions for the person the spell is for, or what you want in the relationship you’re struggling with. It doesn’t have to be a romantic relationship. 

Once the candle is lit add the other herbs to the water around the candle and let the candle burn down, let the wax spread into the water and gather the herbs as it does so. 

When the candle burns out let it sit on your altar for a day, 24 hours or so. Once that’s passed dispose of the materials however you see fit. 

I hope you guys like this! Let me know if you want me to post more spells?