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This is the Calm&Centre spread, AKA Everything Sucks, Help! It’s for gentle guidance on staying focused and taking care of yourself in the middle of a crisis, without burying your head in the sand.
1. The Head - what you should know 2. The Heart - ways to comfort yourself 3. The Heart - ways to heal 4&5. The Hands - ways you can care for yourself 6. The Core - knowing this will strengthen you 7. The Core - this needs addressing 8. The Feet - how to stay focused and present 9. The Centre - key card/ exactly where you are right now.
Sharing for @violetwitchcraft!
My Spellbook is a sorted collection of all of the spells and spell ideas that I have reblogged or posted here on Tumblr. The Spellbook is constantly under construction, with new categories being added, so please click here to see the updated version of this on my blog ^_^
#Spellbook - Original Spells - Spell Seeds - Spell Collections - Simple Spells - References
Spells Sorted By General Intent
Binding Spells
Blessings
Charms
Cleansing Spells
Curses
Enchantments
Glamours
Grounding Spells
Healing Spells
Meditation Spells
Protection Spells
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Spells Sorted By Type of Witchcraft & Magick
Air Spells
Animal Spells
Art Spells
Bath Spells
Bone Spells
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Candle Spells
Coin Spells
Cord Spells | Knot Spells
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Food Spells
Green Witchery Spells
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Subtle Witchcraft Spells
Stone Spells
Tea Spells
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Woods Witchery Spells
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Spells Sorted By Specific Desire
Spells for Anxiety
Spells for Beauty
Spells for Business
Spells for Calm
Spells for Clarity
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Spells for General Health | Spells for Mental Health | Spells for Physical Health
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Spells Sorted by Kitchen Ingredient
Apple Spells
Citrus Spells
Coffee Spells
Egg Spells
Ginger Spells
Honey Spells
Lemon Spells
Milk Spells
Sugar Spells
Tea Spells
Wine Spells
mr-mononucleosis:
lunalovegouda:
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
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Cast this spell at dawn.
Materials:
one white candle (for purity and strength) in the middle
one pink candle (for spiritual help) at the right
one blue candle (for cleansing of the self) at the left
As you light each candle (starting from the middle, then right, then the left), say:
This is the turning point in my life. I am erasing the past. The future is mine to choose. Right at this moment, I am making my tomorrows. I forgive myself for all past mistakes. I start over with a clean slate. I choose for myself only that which I desire to experience. I choose (health, wealth, companionship, happiness, etc.) As I will it, so it shall be.
Extinguish the candles.
I’m gonna fight ‘em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back They’re gonna rip it off Taking their time right behind my back And I’m talkin’ to myself at night Because I can’t forget Back and forth through my mind Behind a cigarette And the message comin’ from my eyes says, “Leave it alone.”
x
If you’re like me, you grew up on songs like Seven Nation Army. Or you’ve heard them profusely, at least. That’s how it was for me, since my parents were both deep into the punk/grunge scene in the 80′s-early 90′s. Lots of the songs I heard were songs like Seven Nation Army, and every time I heard it when I was little, it just filled me with this sort of war-like energy. It made me feel like I could take on anything with gleaming, narrowed eyes, blazing guns, and a whole lot of smoke.
This isn’t your average protection bottle. This makes sure that if anyone even dares to fuck with you, there’s no way they’re coming out of it without the scars to remember why messing with you is a terrible, awful idea.
Rue - Causing Strife (Poisonous, do not handle if pregnant/nursing)
Nettle - Causing Strife, and Protection
Cactus - Causing Strife and Pain, as well as Protection
Devil’s Shoestring - Binding, Causing Pain, and Protection
Cayenne - Causing Pain, Protection
Something sharp (i.e. Thorns, Glass, Nails) - General Cursing, Causing Pain. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE.
Your own Blood, Sweat, Spit, and Urine - Binds the protection to you, and adds a surprisingly strong kick to any curse. Only procure these by safe means, do not exert/harm yourself more than you need to.
A Poppet represent your current/future enemies
A jar you can seal up nice and tight
Cleanse your space, place down your protections, cleanse your tools, and get ready to begin.
In the jar, add in your sharp objects, minus the cactus. Make sure there’s enough for your poppet to lay across.
Create your poppet, and make it either look like your representation, or leave it blank to represent anyone who will mess with you in the coming future. Inside of the poppet, add your Rue, Nettle, and Cayenne.
Once you’ve got that dealt with, take your Devil’s Shoestring, and bind that thing’s hands and legs together. If you’re feeling especially fired up, you can even bind it’s throat.
Take the Cactus Pricks you’ve acquired, and carefully push them into where you wish your target’s pain to be the worst. My person opinion? The crotch area, the chest, the head, the legs, and the arms. Or any combination thereof.
Take that poppet, give it it’s identity*, and then throw it in there. Cover it up in any additional sharp things you may have left over, and then put some additional Nettle, Cactus, Devil’s Shoestring, and Cayenne inside.
After this, take your Blood, Sweat, Spit, and Urine. Put them inside.
Repeat these lyrics over the bottle as much as needed, then close the spell, and go on to cleanse your space and tools, as well as yourself. Shake the jar when you need a boost of protection, and leave it on your altar/space for it’s protection, and a reminder thereof. To remove this protection, simply open the jar, and dispose of the ingredients in the trash.
* To Give your Poppet it’s Identity, repeat this:
“Poppet, I name you [Name]/I name you after my future enemies. As you are bound, so are they bound. As you are caused this pain and strife, so are they caused this pain and strife. As you suffer, so shall they suffer.”
It should be noted, that this curse will only set off if you give it a specific target. Otherwise, it’s programmed to only begin when someone messes with you in any major way that would warrant a curse this strong to be applied.
Is there a way to draw witches near, so I can meet them before I give them their jar?