Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.
But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney has to govern Disney World's district.
And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell potential lost profit. They smell blood.
Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse kicked his ass. He lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already had. Now he's getting sued.
This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.
This is how broken my humor is. đ đ
Just spent an hour laughing at this.
You guys think that Raz might meet his own little fan? Like basically he becomes Sasha to a new Raz running around. Trying to be just like him. This is how I picture it every time! Hollis: "No, I'm not worried about what Agent Aquato might get up to at the camp. Honesty it was the only way to get him to take a break from missions." In walks Raz holding up a kid that is wearing their own makeshift helmet and his googles: "Guys look! I found a new little agent, and I'm keeping them!" Hollis: >:( Meanwhile Otto rolls in as a brain ball, still trying to outlast death: "Mazel tov!"
I always struggled with charatcer outlines or sheets because there were always stupid questions like âwhatâs their favorite colorâ or âwhatâs their favorite memory.â Stuff that would never come upâŚ
My script teacher said you only ever needed to know a handful of things:
What they want. What they need. Whatâs stopping them. And what they learn.
đ§ ATTENTION PSYCHONAUTS ENJOYERSđ§
So later in Psychonauts 2000 Iâll have some unnamed Psychonaut agents in the background. Dm me or comment on this post if you wanna see your OC do a cameo! Or even make a new one just to cameo!
"you should have sympathy for the billionaires because they're people too"
EDIT: I've gotten a couple anons about this so I'm adding that given what his aunt has told the press, the 19 year old has my sympathies since he was scared to go but didn't want to disappoint his dad still don't give a fuck about the other 4 though
Right now trying focus on getting better at writing, art, and editing. As long as I don't let my love of gaming or life problems get in the way... Hoping for the best! I'm also onTikTokk and YouTube where I post my dumb videos, though onTikTokk I go by a different name: imstrange4life
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