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1 year ago
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2 years ago
Post Reveal Convo

Post Reveal Convo

YOR: “Ooh, I stopped counting after I got into the triple digits.”

MELINDA: “Oh… oh my. D-does your husband know?”

YOR: “He does! It took me a while to tell him the truth, though. These kinds of conversations can be so troublesome, after all. But it turns out, we have a very similar number of conquests!”

MELINDA: “Uh… you don’t say?”

YOR: “Yes! Isn’t that funny? Although, not to brag but lowers voice I have nearly a dozen more than him.”

MELINDA: “Er-“

YOR: “Similar levels of experience really do matter in situations like this, don’t you think? Loid and I are quite capable of handling all kinds of situations together! One-on-one is rarely an option with our lifestyle, so we’re quite used to handling multiple people at once. I prefer to get up close and personal, but Loid does love his toys. Especially projectiles.”

MELINDA: “Projectiles???”

YOR: “Oh yes! Not my preference, but I must admit they always leave such interesting splatter patterns.”

MELINDA: …

ALSO MELINDA: “Sooooo, I don’t suppose you and your husband are busy this Saturday night, huh?”


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2 years ago

You look at the lead scientists desk, the picture of his tragically lost daughter and her room full of cats suddenly looks a bit ominous.

"so why are we working on lizards DNA right now?" You asked, but deep down already knowing the answer.

You are an assistant scientist at the experimental DNA modification and Cloning facility, and your boss has just told you that the facility was originally founded to create a race of… a race of… sigh catgirls. You ask your boss if they’re serious, and they nod with a shameful expression.

2 years ago

They are doing personell changes anyway

They Are Doing Personell Changes Anyway

Lando should go to Ferrari and Charles go to McLaren.

So Charles can be put to place by piastri like he did Vettel and carlando can reunite in the circus of Ferrari

2 years ago

And in high definition. The DTS footage is way better than the illegal streams I watch

I nearly forgot how fucking scary Zhou's crash at Silverstone was until I've just seen it again, it's even worse seeing it in slow motion.

2 years ago

This morning, Buckingham Palace staff found Charles III in his bed chambers alive and well. My heart goes out to all the people of Britain who will be suffering due to this senseless tragedy

1 year ago

saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

Saw This Poster In My Dream And Immediately Woke Up To Google Who The Fuck Is Pedro S. 
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thehornyteddy - horny teddy, very fluffy
horny teddy, very fluffy

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