JJ At Some Point

Pope: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

JJ: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

JJ, screaming and running with a metal bin: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

‘Emergency assistance, this is Trisha’

Pope: hi, we.. we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us

JJ: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA BREAK IT

Pope: do not break it, you’ll get glass on him!

‘Sir, please tell your wife to relax, everything is going to be okay’

Pope: that’s a man

‘Really?’

Pope , sweating: JJ, there’s something I need to ask you-

JJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Pope : How’d you know?

JJ: Pope , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

JJ: I even picked it up once.

JJ: Pope, you love me, right?

Pope : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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JJ: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Pope: Okay.

JJ: And make out during the scary parts.

Pope: Th-

Pope: The scary parts.

Pope: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

JJ: ..yeah

JJ: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Pope : baby’s breath, why?

JJ: …

Pope : Were you going to get me flowers?

JJ:

Pope :

JJ: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

JJ Maybank’s Camera Roll

JJ: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Pope: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

JJ: Seize the dick.

Kiara: oh my fucking god-