2D With The Insecure Gf Question.

noodles and some freak in the corner

real exchange i overheard between two of my bandmates ????

“I was trying to put it ‘round that I was gay, you know - I thought it would throw them off… dancing at the gay clubs in Los Angeles, flirting with boys… but it never really got off the ground.”

- John Lennon, Hit Parader

Reminder that Alex Turner knows about Milex fanfiction and had the most bizarro response when a journalist asked him about it. He said,

"I’ve been told about it… Stories where we slip into one another. Does One Direction have that? And who fucks who? They fuck all at once? And they don’t want to write stories where we fuck the One Direction? Like Cadbury who puts in the same packets Dairy Milk and Ritz crackers?”

Brian as the Captain Hook ☠️

This website is so so so good

Yucky dumb dumb gross man

real exchange i overheard between two of my bandmates ????