To Anyone Who Needs To Hear This!

Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake

quackity and techno! they are here to cook some omelettes and crash some parties and generally cause large amounts of havoc

How do you feel about the tiktok where butch Hartman draws technoblade?

what the everloving fuck is that waist. and the thigh gap holy fuck i somehow didnt clock that until i started typing. how do u make full piggy tank techno and still somehow make him skinny im confused

“Don’t open that chest. It came from god” -Technoblade

Tommy getting that Main Character treatment and I love it

I can't not reblog

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

“Ready to give up now Cody?”

“Not on your life, sir.”

@thedisasternerd

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

“dsmp started out as a minecraft hamilton roleplay.” wrong. it started out as a minecraft breaking bad roleplay which is infinitely more funny