Me: *sees A Post About A Fandom I've Only Absorbed Through Tumblr Osmosis*

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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went off on discord because i didnt want to make 30 posts yelling but here is my stance

He smiled like nothing happened.

He tried to grow his beard and hair like Qui-gon. He thought it was a good idea.

What the Room of Requirement is for the Signs

Aries: a room of glass. Every crevice is filled with different lights that shoot off the glass and make a spectacular light show through the air. It smells like fire.

Taurus: a seemingly empty room. However when you step on a certain floor tile, the walls unfold to transform the room into a multicoloured geode cavern.

Gemini: a room of riches that alternates and has a life of its own. Every piece of treasure tells you a story, but you can only keep your treasure if you tell it a satisfactory story in return. 

Cancer: an underwater room. The walls cast waves on the floor and mysterious creatures of the deep always seem to be in the corner of your eye, yet when you look they're gone. Stay too long and you may start to actually believe you are underwater. Severe risk of "phantom" drowning. 

Leo: a dark room. Everything seems dark and lonesome at first, but in the corner there is a small slip of paper with an incantation on it; say it and the room will light up with glow worms, which string themselves and their silk webs from the ceiling. The glow worms will tell you your future if you ask the right questions. 

Virgo: a room made to look like a meadow. The grass changes colours according to your mood. Creatures emerge out from under 12 foot flowers. But beware, if you eat the food (which is meant only for fae consumption) you will be locked in the room forever. 

Libra: a room of moving art. Unlike the living art in Hogwarts this art is a world all its own. You may enter any picture that you wish and you will be taken to the world portrayed within it. Don't go into the picture on the far right, the picture of the sky at night, you will never come out again. 

Scorpio: a room of mysteries. A room overflowing with books, antiques and robes from ancient eras. A book in the corner whispers dark secrets that no person was ever meant to hear. If you listen for too long, you will be trapped in the room, alone, always. 

Sagittarius: a room made to look like the rainforest. Animals lurk in the tall leaves here, some friends others foe. If you climb the tallest tree in the the center of the room, you will see space in a way it has never revealed itself to anyone else before you. 

Capricorn: a room of life. All around you are ghosts of people you should've met but never got to. You can watch the two ballerinas dance in the far corner, talk to the adventurer you were meant to meet before fate intervened, even discover your lost soul mate who was taken from you too early by Death. Stay too long and you risk becoming a ghost yourself. 

Aquarius: a room of alternate universes. This room is quite simple in its appearance: there are hundreds of tables laid out side by side, each covered in books. Each books contains your story and life from another universe. They are everything you should've been, could've been and dreamed to be. When you open a book, the room to transforms itself into a screen where you can watch your entire alternate life play out right In front of you. This room can cause insanity among the weak. 

Pisces: a room of secrets. There is a picture of every person you have ever met and will ever meet in this room. Hidden in each picture is their darkest secret. Once you find their secret, their picture disappears and is replaced with another. There is one catch: for each secret you discover, you hand over a small piece of your humanity. 

You know, we all consider Dream the “villain” of the first Smp war, but like..i’m not really sure about that one?

Everyone is always like “Dream was the villain of the first war cause he was fighting against freedom” but…was he…really? Like? He told Wilbur he couldn’t start a drug cartel. L'manburg was not founded on morally righteous principals. I’m very much in favor of L'manburg now, because, well, it’s changed over time. The main principals behind it, what it means to the people who fought for it…it isn’t just a way to give themselves permission to start a drug cartel anymore, it means more now. That’s why in this current war i’m completely with Tommy. However last time? Idk how Dream was the villain when Wilbur deadass just started a whole war so he could make drugs. 

Dream was just like “No you can’t start a drug cartel on my smp???” and they were like “We’re declaring independence so we can start a drug cartel on our new smp, haha, loopholes!” and Dream was just like “???????? You can’t??? Just claim part of my land???? And ban me from entering??? So you can make drugs?????” AND SOMEHOW DREAM WAS DEEMED THE BAD GUY HERE?

Like imagine someone’s staying in your house and starts a meth lab in your basement, and you tell them they can’t start a meth lab in your house because what the fuck? So they…kick you out of your basement and continue cooking meth because “well it’s our house now, isn’t it?”   

The Masterlist, go here to find stories

Masterlist

So I know some people miss out on the link, so here’s a post devoted ONLY to the masterlist

Also hey since it ‘tis the season or whatever here’s a playlist for anyone who wants it for videos that are typically considered canon to the SCU go check ‘em out!

YouTube

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe Babey

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe Babey

And here’s a link to the “probably still going to grow let’s be real I made this a few months ago” playlist for videos that typically aren’t, but can be if you’re an insane person like me go check it out have fun

YouTube

SCU + FUNNIEST MOD VIDEOS + RISINGS LISTEN THEYRE CONNECTED THEYRE CONNECTED LISTEN OKAY LOOK SO HOLD ON-

SCU + FUNNIEST MOD VIDEOS + RISINGS LISTEN THEYRE CONNECTED THEYRE CONNECTED LISTEN OKAY LOOK SO HOLD ON-

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