If Byler Isn’t Endgame, I’m Deleting All Of My Social Media Accounts, Canceling My Netflix Subscription

throwback to theo punching boris in the face at the park and boris kissing the blood off of theos knuckles or whatever it was

she bought her a soft pretzel…I’m sobbing

they need to invent somewhere where I belong

I'm so miserable that I can relate to a sad gay paranoid kid trying to convince himself he's not gay while getting high with his friend.

Thanks! @popchyks-back-left-paw

@donatart @theotherwoman69 @nekromenel

Tag game: Describe yourself using only pictures you have available! Do not search for/download new images! (Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.) Tagged by @samuelroukin mwah

Turns out I have too many useless but accurate memes saved cidnifd. No pressure tags :D @losersimonriley @forsaire @ereborne @femalefemur @traumschwinge

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

to have failed is a sign you tried…. the mistakes, the relationships that didn’t make it, the job you didn’t get, the plans that fell through…. you tried, you lived, you loved.

born to be richie tozier (loud, always laughing, thrives with other people, unapologetic yourself), forced to be eddie kaspbrak (worries too much, easily grossed out, full of rage, trapped in a cycle of familiarity even though it’s awful)