Thinking About This Again Someone Stop Me

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

just googled my symptoms and it turns out it was boris i missed, the whole impulsive mess of him: gloomy, reckless, hot-tempered, appallingly thoughtless. boris pale and pasty, with his shoplifted apples and his russian-language novels, gnawed-down fingernails and shoelaces dragging in the dust. boris - budding alcoholic, fluent curser in four languages - who snatched food from my plate when he felt like it and nodded off drunk on the floor, face red like he’d been slapped. 

We are an awful lot alike, Theo.

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple

It's the first of December.... only 24 sleeps til the Amsterdam Ordeal 🥰🥰💖🎄

december will make you go insane if the passage of time is something that scares you

To try to do anything in this day and age is courageous. Even if you suck at least you’re fucking doing something. You’re creating something. You are doing SOMETHING. That in itself is a courageous act.

there’s actually nothing sweet or nice about being an extremely sentimental person. feeling wistful and romantic about everything is also a great way to be let down by…….. everything