Charlie? Most Definitely.

Charlie? Most Definitely.

hi your admin is depressed and facing a lot of shit so hAVE CHARLIE FLUFF THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

• Charlie grew up in his little life wanting to be a pilot: trains may be great but bro flying without getting high would be bomb.

• Beth Hayes would’ve been his godmother had not been for the whole big man® intrusion. It’s not their fault their bloodlines have always been family friends supporting each other.

• Ironically, Charlie sees The Chaser as a sane being who is there to protect him. Often their vessels would be found by the lake playing pretend or with whatever abandoned toys there were.

• This poor bby had insomnia and the Thing didn’t help his case: monsters under the bed not being real, huh dad?

• Lauren was his babysitter. 100%.

• He’d draw little blue blotches (intended to be stars) on this one classmate he had to remind her she had all of the galaxy in her blood- there was no need to travel far away and leave him behind.

if someone wants to make a small fanfic on that please it’d be great///

• Would’ve been the kid to screech at Siri for listening in on his conversations although he had his thumb on the home button the whole time without realizing.

• Not a sporty kid. We tried.

• He was clinically diagnosed with agoraphobia after his first year of school (which we don’t discuss), hencewhy he doesn’t seem intimidated to be playing out on the beach alone.

• His daily class journals consisted of saying how much he missed members of his family who had only been photographed and left around the farm. (i.e. Frieda Matheson, Clarence Matheson, and Walter Matheson)

• Speaking of the farm, he always got to play hide & seek within the silo; he was also the one singlehandedly trying to build that treehouse...