I Don’t ‘develop’ Headcanons. They Come To Me In Visions And I Know They’re Correct.

in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black

regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)

coffee shop au where regulus comes to james' cafe and orders seven shots of espresso, james is concerned and finds out regulus is taking medical school finals and is very much not in the mood to talk with cute but loud baristas

marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself

dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying

marlene: i think we should make out though

dorcas: sounds good to me

barty: relationships should be 50/50

barty: evan cooks us dinner and i sit on the counter looking pretty

platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot

james is the biggest wolfstar shipper as long as they use a silencing charm

parents omg

their valedictorian swag has bewitched me mind body and soul