My Main Requirement In A Partner Is Someone Who's Willing To "yes, And" Me. If I Say Something Completely

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

let me into the office building. i can be trusted around middle-aged men wearing ties

not my prodigal ass returning

In honor of me absolutely fucking hating the elitism I'm seeing in the heathen paganism community here is a list of all rounder offerings that work for every spirit, deity and anything else you can think of in the realm of the Norse mythology.

- Apples, literally any kind works but from my own experiences yellow apples are preferred.

- Honey, just honey. Or diluted with water as a drink.

- WATER!! A GLASS OF WATER!!

- Mead, doesn't matter if it's cheap. They love mead

- oats, seeds, nuts. Anything of that domain

- Potatoes, Sweden has a long history of survival through potatoes.

- Tea. Throw one of those teabags into a glass of water and leave it out overnight. Boom baam done offering given.

- oatmeal!!! You just need oats and water!!!

- pinecones, leaves, branches. Literally anything you can find in a forest can go on an altar and work.

- seashells, trust me it just works™ for the ocean aligned ones.

AND THE CHEAPEST OF THEM ALL

- literally just their name in runes scribbled down on a paper, make it into a bindrune and decorate the paper with other doodles.

Point is. For a long time Sweden was poor, we didn't have fancy stuff to offer. So we used what we had and we still do.

And guess what!!! IT WORKS!! IT WORKS AMAZING!! AND IT'S AUTHENTIC BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE PREPARING THE OFFERINGS AND GIVING THEM!!! THAT'S WHAT COUNTS!!

so in conclusion fuck the classist assholes who teach that offerings have to be expensive and down to detail perfect. That shit is false and doesn't matter.

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

So I found this CD on the street today on my way to work, right? So I decided I’d bring it home and listen to it.

And it was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

The Mighty One