What I Think Will Happen If I Message My Mutuals

corset fitting

Bella Swan is autistic but the government doesn’t want you to know that

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

gay sex but instead of sex they fight

Government appointed annoyance

There's something about old men being in love and acting like pining teenagers that gets me every time. I will read 50 fanfics of the same pairing just to watch them act like idiot high schoolers having their first crush and I will giggle like a school girl every time.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.