Nevermind I Totally Handled It I Think. Hardly Even Stressed Right Now

Ciri from the latest Witcher game trailer. I'm glad she's the next main character in the series :)

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

Also I’m at the mall and it’s stressing me out so bad I may(again) throw up

At school currently being the worst ever. I am sooo hungry and I keep falling asleep. Spending thousands of dollars to not learn 😊

After what happened to mlp I’d be grateful that nerdbros all automatically hate she-ra

water is like a potion of healing fr

Scrubs (also known as Bustas) were a type of Male Loser common in late 20th and early 21st century America.

Steven Universe: Eh, I don't really feel like saying "girlfriend" or "wife". Maybe they're together. They have a special connection...

(gets violently shoved aside)

The Loud House/Craig of the Creek/The Owl House: Pfft, amateur. "My GIRLFRIEND Sam and I..." "I'm texting my GIRLFRIEND, mind your business." "Luz's new GF showed her..."