To Be So Completely Real I Forgot There Was More Than One Skyrim Before The Oblivion Remake Was Released.

Played Skyrim with my dad yesterday

No this is real. Why else would they stop phonics

is it crazy of me to come up with a conspiracy thats like. they realized phonics teaches kids to read too good so they switched to a method that sucks in order to make the american public stupid again like so stupid that they struggle to read. am i crazy for saying that

pokemon go to the fucking polls tomorrow

Wilhelm Menzler - The Rose of All Roses [detail]

I’m at a furry rave and someone brought out a Jeb Bush cutout?????? Not pictured: the furries chanting “JEB! JEB! JEB!” every time the bass drops

well i couldnt stop thinking about a bispearl fusion today, so HERE SHE IS, Abalone!! 

she’s got it all: the poise and agility of a dancer and the massive hard-hitting strength of a fighter!! shes confident, clever, and charming, and she LOVES to have a good time and make dorky puns. when abalone is around, you’ll never feel—abalonely ohoOOHOHO! but really, she’s the kinda gem thats always got your back and makes sure you know it ♡

Going to die. Of stress or suicide. Sometime this week.

Glow bands.

Full view to find 4 hidden penguins on the royal penguin; and 4 hidden ducks on the royal duck!